Hey! I'm Ellen, a British/Canadian Ukulele player, singer/songwriter who resides on YouTube.
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justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

…Laugh a lot. Never go a day without laughing at least once.

- Colleen Hoover, Slammed (via quoted-books)
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: forcountrygirls)

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

loungeoflust:

hypnoticgoddessursula mistresselanvital michperry Oh yes you all are indeed.

croatoan-feathers:

2014croatoan:

shagtective:

Hush little baby, don’t you cry,

Daddy John is always ready to save your life

Hush little baby, just stay here,

Mama Mary’s gonna hold you sweet and dear.

Quiet little baby, just stay still,

Sherlock really loves you, and always will.

Hush little baby, don’t make a sound,

Uncle Moriarty’s got you now.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SUPERNATURAL AND I GOT REALLY SAD

THEN I GOT REALLY CONFUSED

THEN I GOT REALLY SCARED

^

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

(Source: 89cats)

youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

gaystripclub:

alwaysblameitonthenargles:

I love how Snape’s just standing there like what

and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed 

my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on

(Source: remusjohnslupin)

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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars