Hey! I'm Ellen, a British/Canadian Ukulele player, singer/songwriter who resides on YouTube.
A blog that contains a mismatch of fandom, fashion, music and sex. Clearly all the good stuff.

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Drying your hands when there isn’t any paper towel

zikau:

lolzpicx:

onlylolgifs:

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I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

annaisn0tonfire:

the-hunter-and-the-magic-fingers:

ironmanarlert:

windydouche:

lifewasted:

arisonas:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but
HOW

right click on firefox > inspect element (Q) > click the cube (3D view)

wh-HOOOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT


YOOOOO


i aM LAUGHIGN SO UFCKING HAR D I TASTE BLOOD 

YOOOOOOOooo

why were you inspecting a box

annaisn0tonfire:

the-hunter-and-the-magic-fingers:

ironmanarlert:

windydouche:

lifewasted:

arisonas:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

right click on firefox > inspect element (Q) > click the cube (3D view)

wh-HOOOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT

YOOOOO

i aM LAUGHIGN SO UFCKING HAR D I TASTE BLOOD 

YOOOOOOOooo

why were you inspecting a box

yolucas:

step 1: remove ur head from ur anus

step 2: realize the sender of the nudes is not wrong and nothing is their fault

step 3: realize the person who leaked the other person’s nudes is an asshole who just committed an actual crime

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

I’m sorry about the phone call, and needing you.

- Conor Oberst (via bornreadygeneration)

(Source: bornready.co)

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
my-teen-quote:

more relatable posts here

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

lesbianathogwarts:

diagondaley:

i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people

#there goes the ball  #along with all the fucks i give 

(Source: daleyprophet)

rivai-lution:

My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”

Well. I’ll take it.